Hey, Oppo! (edited)

"deprecated account" (savethei4s) 11/10/2015 at 16:15 • Filed to: Oppo Against Humanity

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I’m making a more up-to-date, Oppo-inspired CAH !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I’d appreciate your help in coming up with some good cards! Make the game better for everyone and post your suggestions in the comments! I’ll add them as they come, and while they should be largely relevant to Oppo or Jalopnik, it can be pretty much anything car-related. Happy offending, you awful people!

As of November 10 8:51 PM CDT, all responses thus far have been entered, please continue to give me more. This is going to be very fun.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 09:06

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________ is now the universal punishment for defending stance

Funktheduck > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 09:07

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While I’m usually intrigued to see what fellow oppos look like, I generally prefer to see them clothed at Denny’s

deprecated account > Funktheduck 11/10/2015 at 09:14

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Haha that's not me

MLGCarGuy > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 09:18

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Why did the local Cars and Coffee event get canceled?

__________ could have prevented the crash by __________.

MLGCarGuy > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 09:26

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Just thought of some more:

Torch’s latest automotive obsession is _________.

jkm7680 has stopped buying VAG cars because __________.

What’s an instant way to get COTD?

What’s IDRIVEACL63AMG’s newest car purchase?

Nibby > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 09:28

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Lies

macanamera > Funktheduck 11/10/2015 at 09:28

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That’s not him

It's me

Funktheduck > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 09:37

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I know. I was being a smart ass.

deprecated account > Funktheduck 11/10/2015 at 10:39

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ok just checking lol. I’ve actually never eaten at a denny’s before.

pjhusa > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 10:47

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2Trains

deprecated account > pjhusa 11/10/2015 at 10:49

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haha okay! btw, I gave you a mention.

Funktheduck > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 10:51

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I think I might have as a kid but I don't remember.

deprecated account > Funktheduck 11/10/2015 at 10:51

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I don’t plan on it anytime soon either, from what I hear.

Xyl0c41n3 > MLGCarGuy 11/10/2015 at 10:54

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That last one! 

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 11:07

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Oooo! Oooo! Make one for me!

deprecated account > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 11/10/2015 at 11:09

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Azrek > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 12:49

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If _________ was a racecar driver their nickname would be ___________

I’d rather watch ________ race in a circle than listen to ______ discuss Cats

People who park BMWs poorly should universally be called ______

Instead of racing shoes I wear ____ when I drive my daily driver

I don’t use a blinker when I change lanes I use _____ instead

My ______ has more horsepower than your daily driver

The last time I drove a ______ it ended in dirty shorts and tears

I am saving up all of my ______ to afford my dream car

bob and john > MLGCarGuy 11/10/2015 at 15:35

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YESSSSSSS

bob and john > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:38

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OH OH OH I WANT A CARD!

Cant think of something though....

EDIT: Peter Blacks latest article: Why _____ isnt a beginners bike (or beginners ride)

My citroen won't start > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:38

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Can I have one?

deprecated account > bob and john 11/10/2015 at 15:41

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Mercedes Streeter > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:41

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There needs to be a “Miss Mercedes” white card as well as other white cards with names of regular Oppos. :)

Also, a “1.5 PSI” white card.

deprecated account > My citroen won't start 11/10/2015 at 15:42

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Thunderface > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:42

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Thunderface is pretty __________

deprecated account > Mercedes Streeter 11/10/2015 at 15:43

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sure thing

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:43

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“Oppositelock? More like Opposite____! Amirite?!”

bob and john > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:44

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LOVE IT

El Rivinado > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:51

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______:Still cleaner than VW.

Elon Musk hopes to take over the world by putting money into _____

_______ is always the answer.

_________: HEMI powered. Oppo approved.

That’s all I can think of, well, I’ve got one more but I’d rather not say it. Don't want people getting on my case.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 15:59

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Hmm, I wonder what we could do for Montego.

deprecated account > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 11/10/2015 at 16:03

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If you got anything at all tell me. You can click “set” and look at the other cards for ideas.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:03

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“POOOWERRR AND SPEEEEEED”

Azrek > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:10

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White Cards!

A lifted AMG with spinners

Low Tire Warning

Old Episodes of Car Talk with Click and Clack

Wondering if AAA can bring a battery charger instead of gas when your electric car dies in the middle of nowhere

3rd Gear is actually Reverse

Car Red lines at 3000RPMs

Headlights only turn on when you are above 50mph

Munsters Car

That infernal clicking sound which doesn’t occur at the Mechanics

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:10

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White Card: Mercury Muscle

Black Card: MontegoMan says _______ needs a 5.0

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:20

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_______ Should be a fake lisence plate.

I’d rather have a Pontiac Aztek than ______.

To my surprise, there was ______ in the dumpster.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:20

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The Glob from a PCV Valve

(old cars like the Montego just launch a glob of gunk on the ground instead of trying to bring it back into the engine)

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:23

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For the price of this new ____________ you could have a ___________

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:29

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White cards:

Using “R” for “Race”

A cornering-induced trouser accident

HELLCAT ALL THE THINGS!!!

MarginOfError busily listing nonsense. (no offence MOE, keep listing!!)

Black Card:

Daily Drives a ________

Make a card for me plox!!

Anon > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 16:52

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The most recent oppositelock shitstorm was cause by a post about ____.

deprecated account > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/10/2015 at 16:52

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How about “smallbear REALLY wants a new _____.”?

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 17:39

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White cards:

Parked a bro-truck across two handicapped spots.

Repost for the morning crowd.

Oppopinions needed.

New parts just arrived!

Amphicar.

After the jump.

My self driving car ran away from home.

Black cards:

______ looks just like an Accord coupe.

______ was caught ______ in a dashcam video.

NP or _____

Today’s theme day:_____

I can’t wait for Archduke to shoop _____

Introducing the new BMW _____ series ____drive Gran ____.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 20:12

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________ is just a Taurus coupe.

My seat is made of _____ with _____.

It runs on ______ but uses midgrade _____.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 21:06

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Can I into cardcast?

deprecated account > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/10/2015 at 21:08

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what do you mean?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 21:12

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Can you make a card about me?

deprecated account > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/10/2015 at 21:14

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Oh yeah sure!

deprecated account > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/10/2015 at 21:21

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 21:51

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“Denver just marrying his truck already, dammit”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 21:53

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“Punching a producer”

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 22:02

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Brilliant!

Ike > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 22:34

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You know I will know the untitled car show has made it if we make it to a CAH set...

(To desperate?)

deprecated account > Ike 11/10/2015 at 22:36

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You were one of the first ones I put in there!

Ike > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 22:38

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Oh hey! Awesome!

After further reading I see I can see what’s been added.. Whoops!

deprecated account > Ike 11/10/2015 at 22:39

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It’s no problem! Hope you join us sometime soon!

Ike > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 22:44

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I shall try, I don’t think the interface is that great on my phone tho. (Basicly the only way I interface with the world these days)

deprecated account > Ike 11/10/2015 at 22:46

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no PC?

Ike > deprecated account 11/10/2015 at 22:53

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Well kinda, I have a Mac and a laptop (somewhere?) but most of browsing/posting is on my iPhone, I've become THAT guy. I'll find the lap top one night and have some fun with you all

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > deprecated account 11/11/2015 at 07:47

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LETS DO THIS!!!

deprecated account > Ike 11/11/2015 at 09:12

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Yay! Can't wait!